Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A 'halal' sex shop in Holland - The Times of India (via @greatbong)

THE HAGUE: Candid but demure, an online sex shop for Muslims has been launched in the Netherlands to tap into a demand for erotica that does not offend Sharia law.

"We had about 70,000 hits in the first four days," founder Abdelaziz Aouragh said of his site that went online last week and claims to be the world's first erotic webshop for Muslims. The 29-year-old Dutch national said it targets married Muslim couples as an alternative to sites "that focus on pornography and the extravagant side of erotica" — things forbidden in Islam.

The home page of El Asira, which means "Society" in Arabic, is a sober black and grey street with a line down the center, inviting women to enter on the left and men on the right. Once inside, clients can browse in Dutch, Arabic or English through more than a dozen products, mainly massage oils, lubricants and tablets that claim to act as aphrodisiacs.

All ingredients are halal, or "permissible under Islam", said Aouragh, and conspicuously absent are dildos, vibrators and pornography. "Most of the other products out there have pictures of naked people or foul language — it was very difficult to find ones that I could use in my business," he said. Instead, the website shows only photos of boxes, tablets, tubes and bottles — mainly in pink or blue with the brand's logo, a black flame. "We have chosen a respectful approach," it says, proclaiming itself "a novelty in the Islamic world".

In one sense, it is also a very Dutch product — like Aouragh himself. Of Moroccan parentage, he was born and raised in Amsterdam and remains a practicing Muslim. He says he, like many, used to think Islam looked upon sexuality as taboo until his business partner Stefan Delsink prompted him to look further.

So Aouragh, who is married, set about consulting Islamic religious leaders and scholars to see what his business venture could sell and to whom. Muslim clerics like Dutch Imam Abdul Jabbar see no harm in Aouragh's site.

SERIOUSLY?!?!

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You May Not

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there. - Bob Marley

Thanks to @gynelwazlib for bringing this to my attention

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FINALLY: The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Geek Explained by a Venn Diagram

Here's why I'm not offended when someone calls me a geek :)

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Monday, March 29, 2010

1.4 million straightforward individualists

You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness. 
The above was the analysis of the people from my blood group, B+, via a (good old) chain mail. Me being me, wanted to crank out some numbers.
Number of blood groups: 8
World Population projection at the time of writing this post(via US Census Bureau): 6,811,631,214
Raw number of people in each blood group: 6,811,631,214 / 8 = 851,453,902
Now, that's not accurate though, as not every blood group has the same number of people, so lets take a look at what Wikipedia (I trust Wikipedia) has to say about the distribution:

O+ 36.44% A+ 28.27% B+ 20.59% AB+ 5.06% O- 4.33% A- 3.52% B- 1.39% AB- 0.45%

Lets take my blood group: B+
Number of people sharing the blood group: 0.2059*6,811,631,214 = 1,402,514,867
There's about a 1.4 million other people who, according to the "analysis" are individualists, straightforward, creative, flexible, etc. etc. What are the chances its true?
On another note, this analysis seems to be fairly positive, even the last part, where the weakness is the "insistence on independence". Why wouldn't one accept the analysis as true even if it isn't?
The same argument can also be applied to your daily horoscopes, where the numbers are a little easier as the distribution of births is fairly uniform throughout the year.

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Friday, March 26, 2010

"I just need some more love"

'Of course, you do. And everyone else does too. Funny we never say it. It is okay to scream in public if you are hungry "I'm starving". It is okay to make a fuss if you are tired "I'm so sleepy". But somehow we cannot say "I just need some more love". Why can't we say it, Shyam? It is as basic a need.'

- One night @ the call center, Chetan Bhagat

Is it seen as being vulnerable? Isn't "I really don't wanna watch The Ring" a sign of vulnerability too?

Does it mean your desperate for some "unlonely" time? Isn't asking a friend for a quick snack a desperate attempt at some "non me-time" too? Especially if the friend has already expressed interest in doing something else.

If we really canNOT say it, why do we keep dropping hints? Why self-destructive behavior? Why the evident self-loathing?

(I will someday get better at articulating my thoughts)

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Coincident Desktop

Hidden meaning somewhere?

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Did I see Waterloo in the address bar? spelling #fail

Lets look for Month and Year acids now, shall we?

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Texas A&M - rising Cannibalism?

Taste other cultures? really?

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Hook or Crook or Cook (via @gynelwazlib)

Its beyond me where people get this ability to articulate their thoughts so well.

Creative writing indeed

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Nature by Numbers (via @rohanv)

Love the numbers in the beginning (for obvious reasons) and the effects later.

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

PonZi feeling of the day

Love how Pon articulates his feelings

Picture from azuzephere.net

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Friday, March 19, 2010

:(

Pon and Zi with my all time fav!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Sad -> Awesome -- IT WORKS!

If anybody needs help...there's a lot of ways to implement this rule.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

tribute to MJ - best ever

Is Twitter stupid or am I?

Dear Twitter

It's not like you gave me an option. You forced me to notice! You're welcome anyways :)

Shakir

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*Cuddle* (via @Miilee)

When the tunnel feels endless,

and it’s raining disaster,

When my world is shattering,

and it couldn’t be falling faster.

When my insides are quaking

and I’m curled up in a huddle,

I don’t want anything in the world,

as much as I need a Cuddle.

I know I sound like a child,

trust me, I feel like one.

Like a child on a stormy night,

waiting desperately for the sun.

Crying into the darkness,

the tears falling in a puddle,

scared to the core of my being,

needing a warm, loving cuddle.

Believe me, it feels great.

It makes you a little happy.

like a soft, fluffy blanket,

or a joyous little puppy.

so if you ever feel gloomy,

and your brain is in a muddle,

and it is scary all around,

Just simply ask for a cuddle!

simply beautiful, amazing articulation

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A quick refresher of ancient Indian history, in case you forgot what you learnt in school (via @neo_indian)

The earliest evidence of human activity in India is 75,000 years old, in Tamil Nadu. Historians are divided on whether the homo sapiens skeletons discovered were Iyengar, Iyer, Hindi-speaking barbarians from northern India, or unemployed prehistoric historians who committed suicide due to career frustrations.

By 2600 BC, in Harappa, we see proof of the first urban civilization: multi-storied brick houses, a sewage system, standardized weights, trade and the ability to write software in an era where the years were counted backwards.

The highly advanced Harappan civilization soon collapsed because they forgot to invent a caste system. This flaw was corrected by the Vedic civilization which was founded by two college dropouts who invented a totally cool language called Sanskrit that was taught by invitation only. The Sanskrit language is perhaps best known for its most famous set of books, the Vedas – all of which start with the immortal phrase – “What happens in the Vedas, stays in the Vedas”.

Those not lucky enough to be invited to learn Sanskrit were desperate to not be left out of the only civilization around for thousands of miles. Hence, they signed a contract to sew clothes by hand for the Sanskrit-speakers. Or so they thought. In reality they had agreed to clean all sewers, by hand, for the next 2000 years – they hadn’t read the contract properly, because it was written in Sanskrit.

(Remnants of the Vedic civilization have been found in modern-day Mumbai, where incredibly, DNA evidence has shown that a local, firebrand, tiger-like politician has an unbroken lineage that can be traced back to the original founders of the Vedic civilization.)

By 500 BC, most of the Vedic civilization had coalesced into four kingdoms – Vatsa, Avanti, Magadha and Kosala – the home of Siddhartha Gautama, who founded Hinduism 2.0, which was later renamed to Buddhism after Gautama was sued for trademark violation by Adi Shankara. To avoid paying the fine, Buddha fled to China where he underwent plastic surgery to look more Chinese, and then proceeded to build a soy sauce empire.

In 326BC, Alexander the Great and his wife Mrs. Great decided to bring western-style democracy to Afghanistan and Pakistan by invading them. However, when they reached India, a visibly agitated and aged Atal Bihari Vajpayee delivered an eloquent speech to protest against the invasion, and then fainted.

Most of the Indian subcontinent was a part of the Mauryan empire by 4BC. The Mauryan empire flourished under the leadership of another illustrious member of the Great family, Ashoka the Great. This started the “Golden Age” of India, which coincided with India’s status as the world’s largest economy. This dominance lasted until 1800 AD, when a team of visiting British economists decided that one rupee was actually worth only 0.0001 pounds, leading to the economic collapse of India and the rise of Infosys.

Meanwhile, Southern India burst on the scene relatively late – in 2009 AD, when millions of Tamilians protested being totally ignored by everyone else on Twitter. To prevent mass unfollows, a team of nineteen historians was hurriedly assembled. They discovered that southern India had actually enjoyed its own golden age under the Pandyas, Cholas, Cheras, Kadambas, Western Gangas, Pallavas, Chalukyas and Jayalalithas. The existence of South India was independently confirmed by several Bollywood producers who had been plagiarizing South Indian films long before the discovery of South India.

Oh, and another thing – the Mughals ruled India from 1526 AD to 1710 AD. This era was known mostly for its stunning culinary improvements. We should have mentioned this fact earlier, but this paragraph was awaiting approval from our editors, who feared beheadings if it was worded incorrectly.

Wish I would've learnt it this way in school

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Cliff

The post surgery fall injury that postponed the removal of the rods by (hopefully not more than) 3 days

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Shots anyone?, yes! thats Alcohol (pure Ethanol)

A day at the chemistry lab :)

Thanks Jayati (my lab partner) for posing with me :D

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